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I hate to do this, but I did the same thing several month ago. www.launchnik.com

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Yikes! http://www.launchnik.com/slaveio

Makes so much sense. Owning your own slaves just doesn't make sense, especially in an urban environment.

There are 20 million people being trafficked around the world. Might as well make an app around it.

http://www.launchnik.com/footio

Receive feet

No fancy algorithms (yet), no automation (yet). I will personally send you a foot I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each foot will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.

https://github.com/saw/launchnik/blob/master/words

Jesus Christ!

>I will personally send you a thief I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each thief will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.

http://www.launchnik.com/thiefio Sounds wonderful.

> A ninja armed with sustainable bags will arrive at your door to pick up your baby

> http://www.launchnik.com/babyio

o_O

http://www.launchnik.com/whaleio

OP's doesn't have enough io. Yours does. Is winner.

I just laughed out loud at this: "It’s the 21st century my friend—you should have someone that brings you whales"

I got Uberio[0]: Uber for ubers. As a site which spits out "Uber for ____" is this somehow self-referential?

[0] http://www.launchnik.com/uberio

I was quite pleased with Taxiio[1]: Uber for taxis. Now there's a novel idea.

[1] http://www.launchnik.com/taxiio

This idea has been done to death, to be fair.

Appropriate:

Gasio

It's uber for gases.

except you just added O to everything.....

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