Would be even smaller without all the weird quotes in theo.c
"Stop slacking you lazy bum!",
"slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker!",
"I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;)",
"sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes.",
"Lazy bums slacking on your asses."