I get the impression that you've tried to pigeonhole me into a category that you're familiar with, and then responded to me based on that, instead of addressing my points directly.
> In the meantime, I'm standing over here in the corner with Churchill. You know the quote.
Yes, I know the quote, but I'm not sure you do. See http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=571797
> Both monarchists and libertarians seem to think they'll be the ones in the 0.5% on top. The odds are against you.
If this is what you believe, I doubt you are familiar with much of the work of either of those groups. Who said anything about the top 0.5%? Do you really think all of the bottom 99.5% in a monarchy were like chattel slaves, but today's bottom 99.5% are free as a bird? Please consider what I wrote earlier -- even the average citizen was more free in many non-democratic countries.