Come to think of it, this NSA would probably also be responsible for chasing down companies who ask you for your SSN, wouldn't it?
They could also offer free pen-testing services (presumably through their defense subcontractors; they wouldn't have to employ any whitehats themselves) for small businesses who can't afford pen-testers, like a specialized form of industrial-development grant.
And, of course, they could also do the only legitimate/legal "active no-advance-notice" pen-testing for infrastructure they're concerned about (ISPs, hosts like AWS, etc.), converting taxpayer dollars directly into those "eyes that make bugs shallow."
Effectively, the NSA are to our sovereign data boundaries as the coast guard is to (most of) our physical ones. Since that's the case—where's our Lighthouse Service?