However, the points which he thinks are where Debian is stronger illustrate precisely where Linux has lost its way. Laptop support is lacking -- assuming you care about laptops, and care about suspend working out of the box. Guess what, suspend didn't work out of the box under Debian, either.
Storage, he's forgetting that zfs is both a filesystem, and a volume manager.
Support of alien file systems, really? Irrelevant for servers, for everything else mount it via NFS.
Virtualization -- between jails and Virtual Box (on desktops) what is the use case for a different product here?
Nothing like Dropbox -- that's not a bug, it's a feature.
Desktop environments need configuration -- why I am migrating from Linux, you think? If I already have to use alternative window managers and desktops on Linux, where is the big difference?
Package managers, now that is a good point. XML config, that too. Nigh everything else is missing the point.