I guess since I have never played d and d I would skip straight to distributing porn?
Because nobody else has said it on this thread, let me jump in and recommend Dungeons and Dragons to anybody that hasn't played it. It's a brilliant game that's cocaine for the imagination. Find some fun, witty people who don't have ADD, and a D&D night is wicked fun.
That said I haven't actually played it yet myself, as others have pointed out getting a group of friends in different zip codes into one session is NP hard.
Assuming you get the right people...
But if you have fun, you keep trying and get better.