As an aside, I think this is the Linux community in a nutshell - this offer of help is similar to many I've received in the past.
I don't generally comment on the whole systemd controversy but I'll make an exception. I have two points:
1) I think we probably do need something better than init.d scripts. Consistency would be a good thing and better sandboxing couldn't hurt.
2) I've had more issues with pulseaudio than any other piece of software on Linux ... asking for a new piece of software from the guy that wrote pulseaudio is like asking Ross Ulbricht to be in charge of OpSec for BofA.
(Yup ... I'm probably going to get spanked for this comment since he's a far better marketer and politician than he is software engineer)