Hacker News Reader

Jesus didn't steal anything, he copied something that he originally had created, something that he had donated to the fishermen in the first place. He created (well, his father) the fish on the 5th (or 6th I dont remember) day of the creation, remember?

View on HN

That sure sounds like bread and fish piracy to me. We better lock this guy up. You say his name is Jesus. Is he Mexican, or is that an alias?

(BTW, Jesus is dead, his father was some schmuck who knocked up some girl that we now call "Mary" for some reason, and there is no God.)

Reply on news.ycombinator.com