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And forgive us our sheep-throwing.

As we forgive those who're sheep-throwing us.

and lead us not into pre-optimization

For thine is the power, the kingdom and the glory of Zuckerberg, amen.

We've turned into reddit.

Yeah... I find stuff like this funny enough, but I'm sad to see it on HN.

I'm sad to see that HN has no sense of humor. So sorry to disturb everyone's reverent news browsing.

And forgive my sin of unchecking reactivate in 7 days automatically.