> "FIG. 2. A simple toy model for determining the cumulative probability of finding a match as an urn model."

As if modeling love in an algorithm isn't nerdy enough, leave it to the scientists to demonstrate that model using....urns.

(Above meant in good fun. I actually think this is an interesting paper / idea and know more than 1 person who is torn by the same fundamental question. Looking forward to seeing this in product/service form.)