Representative: "One of the things we were trying to do with these passwords was make them different from other providers. So we know that they allow multiple character types, and are case-sensitive, so we decided to make them different. That way, you can't use the same password you've used elsewhere and it kind of forces you to come up with a new one."
Me: "...that is... I can't even explain how terrible that is."
Representative: "Well, Schwab does care about your security and as far as the 8-character limitation goes, the reason you can enter any arbitrary text afterwards is so that if someone is looking over you shoulder they can't tell that it only accepts 8."
Points for thinking on his feet?