Then the bottom dropped out of the economy and I was laid off. I took it as a chance to turn this whole web hobby thing into a full-time gig. After two months I landed a job as a web developer at a very small printing company. They needed someone who could blend design and web dev into one role, and it seemed I fit the bill. They had another dev and apart from that had no idea how to build a website. I was grateful I wasn't going to have to dig into my savings any more. Three days in I already started dreading going to work in the morning. I didn't gel with my manager, we constantly misunderstood each other. I never understood what he was looking for design-wise, so I kept bugging him for clarifications. I got the impression he thought I was a diva. And the dude was a printing industry vet, who just didn't understand the web at all. It wasn't a good fit.
I was rescued that Friday by an offer from a different company I'd interviewed with. So after a week, I walked into the owner's office, told him I had a better offer[0], and that I was leaving now. I walked right out the door. No two-weeks notice.
That job is notably absent from my resume. Why would I put it there? The whole point of a resume is to sell yourself to potential employers. If you don't want it to come up in future job interviews, don't put it on there, and it won't.
No one else is going to look out for your career[1]. I almost look at my personal career development as my actual "job" and positions at companies as steps along the way. Take charge of it. You get to be responsible for your own path.
[0] It really was a better offer. Something like a 40% pay raise, WAY better benefits, a boss who understood what I did and could communicate what he wanted, and a very nurturing company culture.
[1] Well, someone else might. Some companies are better at this than others. But no one's going to advocate for you the way you would. So you might as well get used to doing that work for yourself.