I count 8,483 submissions. I'm sure there's something interesting to be done with all of this data. A word frequency chart?
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Edit: So apparently there's a ruby gem that lets you feed it a body of text and generates pseudo-random phrases based on that text.
I present to you the patio11 impersonator: https://gist.github.com/christiangenco/e8d085e47479be0131e1
One of my favorites:
A nice set of challenges -- kitty at a school with tens of thousands of bucks a year or less immediately.
---Also, a word count on patio11's submissions: 1,052,351. For comparison, all 7 Harry Potter books total 1,084,170 words. patio11 has written the entire Harry Potter series worth of content on HN. Just... wow.