"You're on the special TV+internet plan, which is $99/month."
"OK, I just want internet now, so cancel the TV portion."
"No problem, that brings your monthly bill to $98/month."
This is actually accurate. My cable Internet plan is $68 per month with Comcast. To get basic cable television would cost one dollar more (and yet I still don't want it, since I don't own a TV; which was stunning to the salesperson). I hate Comcast.