That's interesting because #1 is my ex (who's not too active on Facebook), as well. But #2 is my cousin who is hardly active on there. #3 is someone who is kind of active but I never hung out with much.

My current girlfriend, who is not active on FB at all (she's more of a lurker), is basically last, with only 1 assimilation point.

I only have a little over 100 friends, though.