Really? There are any number of words whose proper meanings and contradicted by what people think they mean. Examples abound, here's just one:
Literally:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
1 : in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>
2 : in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>
This is what people think "literally" means. But it is not what "literally" actually means. The common perception is false.
> Is there some official "This Is What Words Mean" tome somewhere that all true definitions flow from?
1. Only for certain terms. There are plenty of examples.
2. On the topic of words, you need to learn the meaning of deconstructive postmodernism, the fascinating idea that there are no shared ideas, that everything is a matter of opinion.
> Was there some secret international treaty wherein all word definitions were all agreed upon?
Classic straw man.