I believe this is actually the logical conclusion of the Internet.
There is no chance of that. The internet never ceases to amaze...
Nah, that would involve cats playing video games.
I am not sure if cats are a good idea for this. But what about rats? Could we teach them to do image recognition? Perhaps it could answer questions like "is there a cat in this picture?". Since rats are quite small this approach could scale well.
The rat rack.
I don't understand what you mean by "this is the logical conclusion of..."
What was concluded? Why is it logical?
'Logical extension' would have been a better phrase, I think. And 'logical' is clearly tongue-in-cheek.