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Clippers! Clippers! Clippers!

I think Clippys is now a more suitable name.

"I see that you're trying to post up. Would you like me to set a screen?"

I love how that matches Clippy's standard incompetence, since generally speaking screens are for creating openings to drive or take jumpers. Sometimes you see a screen designed to get a guy into good post position, but usually not.

This is the funniest post I have read on HN in months - pure genius.

Ballmer's weirdly suited to be owner of the Clippers. Coming in to Eminiem's 'Lose Yourself', practically hysterical with excitement is kind of cool. Much, much better than Sterling.

If the owner couldn't be Magic Johnson, I'm glad it's a superfan like Ballmer.

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