It's amusing to think of how much of this article would be complete gibberish to the framers of the constitution. They literally would have no idea what some of the words mean:

- "they'll be carrying phones"

What's a phone? Is that some sort of musket?

- "Modern smartphones"

I hope the British don't have those too!

- "encrypted communications channels"

Hey, somebody tell Revere to speak in code while he's shouting that stuff from his horse.

- "social media"

What in the blimey is that?

- "End-to-end encryption does not protect your meta-data."

Hey Jefferson, this looks like one of your convoluted sentences from the first draft. Nobody's gonna understand that stuff.