Ever wondered how "business types" who sell enterprise software come up with impressive looking "bullshit diagrams"? Yeah, those where a SQL Server instance becomes a "data cloud"?

This one certainly beats them all: it includes every single buzzword known to humanity and is shaped to resemble a flying saucer emitting religious looking beams from the middle:

http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/web_os_2009_small.png

And yeah, it features Web 3.0 too, just to make sure you're looking at the latest and greatest.