Fruit Loops sound like they wouldn't be too bad. Instead, the Kellogg's product is called Froot Loops.
It's a bit fitting: a bastardization of the spelling which underscores the bastardization of nutrition going on with the product.
It's a bit fitting: a bastardization of the spelling which underscores the bastardization of nutrition going on with the product.
That's why we call peanut butter 'pindakaas', for example, which means 'peanut cheese'; producers were not allowed to use 'butter' in the name if the product did not contain actual butter.