You seem to miss a key takeaway from this: the analogous comparisons to this in physical services companies is laughable:

If, as a car company, i sell cars with potentially lethal flaws, i am required/told to recall and fix those vehicles. Other companies who sell cars are NOT allowed to have a court order the seizure of my phone numbers and have them direct to competitive business, so they can figure out who is driving safe cars and who isn't.

Secondly, the idea that private companies can be labeled "wretched hives of scum and villainy" by other private employees and have that permissible as anything other than meaningless hearsay is itself, nonsense.

I have read many documents on this today and every HN comment and I have yet to find someone present a case as to why on earth this is a good and sustainable precedent.