Your friends made you join facebook. Then your mom made you quit it. And eventually your boss pulled you back in.
It's actually worked (although publishing to it on my part isn't consistent), and makes me feel much better that my content is stored on my server, in a format I control almost completely.
Made me giggle quite a bit.
I guess as a working adult, LinkedIn should be my go-to network, but no thank you. Hmm, maybe that's where Facebook is going with this.