They missed the worst one: the Mighty Mouse with the scrollball that you cannot clean.
Mine hasn't needed cleaning yet, but it's less than 12 months old.
I'd take these 'failures' any day! While the ipod had an innovative design for scrolling through a long list of music, it was the decision to make white earbuds that was so mind bending. Now people knew you had an ipod even if it was concealed. Brilliant.