I simply can't resist it, but alas, see what will happen to you if you code in emacs!
On the serious note though, he did admit he enjoys procrastinating. Why would I help someone who never had and still does not have any motivation?
On the serious note though, he did admit he enjoys procrastinating. Why would I help someone who never had and still does not have any motivation?
On the serious note though, there is this thing called "empathy" where a person has the capacity to recognize emotions that are being experienced by another person. Have you ever been paralyzed by procrastination even when you knew that your continued inaction would be very bad for you? I have, so it's easy for me to understand what he's going through.
- Self-destructive alcoholic hacker
It's the same with drug addicts. They can't help it. You can be compassionate with them, but it won't help them. What they need is a kick in their arse to fling them out of their comfort zone and embrace the big changes.
Hopefully, OP's new job shall open his eyes and guide him in the right direction.
He does not seem to be handicapped neither mentally nor physically -- and there are millions of people in much more need than such a victim of procrastination.
Don't fret, OP'll be fine.
Especially considering the fact that I went against the reddit traditions and added a "serious note" after the joke ;)
But oh well.