Okay, now do twitter.
Twitter: system for people to broadcast tidbits of information. Listener opts in. Sender does not expect reply. (111 chars)
This was my best attempt, because it raises enough questions to see that yes, twitter is different. It doesn't make an attempt to prove it's a good idea, just that it hasn't been done before (and is therefore worthy of investment).
I suppose I should have a go since I made the challenge: Tell the world what you're thinking RIGHT NOW. The world listens only to people it thinks are interesting. (107 chars)