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Nothing makes me want to turn pirate quite like being forced to sit through unskippable anti-piracy ads preceding a movie I've paid for.

Or "Coming soon" segments for movies release a decade ago.

If you press stop a few times, then play. This normally skips directly to the menu (works for me).

Looks like you found a bug with your DVD player. Make sure NOT to report it.

Actually I learned about this from an askreddit thread a while back. I tried it, and it worked. Skipped to the menu when the menu button wouldn't.