Here's his statement again, rewritten without the Fox News-style editorialization:
"Test-first units lead to a graph of intermediary objects in order to avoid doing things that are outside the scope of your test. This practice isolates the piece of code you are testing, but as a side-effect means that you don't do unnecessarily slow work like hitting a database, filesystem or web browser. It has given rise to new patterns of application architecture such as a service and command layers."
Oops, I wrote all the same facts but stated them neutrally, and now it doesn't sound like a horror movie! How am I supposed to bully Rails devs into following my style?