It's impossible (or just not worth the trade-off) to make one piece of software (this time, kernel) fast for any use case imaginable. In this case, kernel behaved correctly but with the speed degradation for extreme cases. That the author's Rube Goldberg machine then runs slow I don't consider kernel to be guilty.

The guy uses PHP and instead of built-in HTTPRequest he uses curl to make a request to "a bucketed key-value store built on PostgreSQL that speaks HTTP which uses Clojure and the Compojure web framework to provide a REST interface over HTTP." A bit of shooting the flies with cannons on every side?

On another side, if it can be proved that urandom has serious problems in reasonable use cases it should be checked what can be changed and how.