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I don't eat with my ..., just sayin'. But it's fine with me if you want to wash it.

So you don't shower then? Just hand-washing?

Excuse me?

You don't eat with any part of your body except your hand so why wash any of them either?

Okay, now I understand. Good point. I wash my hands more frequently, because I eat with them, and I sometimes wash my body including ....

That fact that people shower, usually daily, is an argument that bidets aren't necessary.