Them: "When I click the button, the menu shows up. But it disappears as soon as I hover over it"
Me: What's your username?
Them: jdoe@somehost.com
$ mysql -e "SELECT useragent FROM login_audit WHERE user = 'jdoe@somehost.com'"
+---------------------------------------------------+
| useragent |
+---------------------------------------------------+
| Mozilla/1.22 (compatible; MSIE 2.0; Windows 3.1) |
+---------------------------------------------------+
Me:
thumping noises on woodThem: Yes?
$ mysql -e "DELETE FROM users WHERE user = 'jdoe@somehost.com'"
Me: Problem resolved, goodbye.
(Admittedly this is probably why they don't let me do support, but the point remains, it's trivial and you should have this info.)