Couldn't resist!!! :P

Apache? Python? Why!?

Nginx maybe?

  http {
    upstream database {
        postgres_server  127.0.0.1 dbname=test user=test password=test;
     }

     server {
         location / {
             postgres_pass   database;
             postgres_query  "SELECT * FROM cats";
             rds_json on;
         }
     }
  }

I'm actually using it... (and planning to use for much deeper things tho).

https://github.com/FRiCKLE/ngx_postgres/

https://github.com/agentzh/rds-json-nginx-module

edit: reformated code block