Are you fucking kidding me? Do NOT listen to this advice. If you see someone injured, CALL 911!
Do NOT move the person if there is suspicion of spinal or head injury. Wait for the HIGHLY TRAINED emergency response team to show up.
> Call Lyft to take you to the hospital. (Worked well when I broke my elbow.)
Are you fucking kidding me? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
All of this is some sort of thinly veiled attack on our public servants and what seems to be public government infrastructure in general.