>You get this uncomfortable feeling when you see that hire [...] say goodbye at what you may not deem not a legitimate end of the day.
Come on Randy. I can smell bullshit management speak for "didn't work an unpaid extra four hours every day" a mile off here. Did you actually feel they weren't getting enough done or not putting in the work you paid them for? Why not say that if so?
>our 25 rockstar team members
I think the work rockstar has been hashed over here enough, but seriously. I'm sick of it being used a code word for overworked 20-somethings that don't know any better.
>And it’s definitely not to make it seem like we’re a tough or crummy place to work – pretty sure our Instagram feed would show otherwise.
Ooh, I can almost see the fun jumping off the page. Ski trips for the exec team, office pumpkin carving, #startuplife? There's hashtags so it must be a good work environment.