A different topic, but http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/theslowwi... is a good read too.
>> Unfortunately for John, the branches made a pact with Satan and quantum mechanics during a midnight screening of "Weekend at Bernie’s II." In exchange for their last remaining bits of entropy, the branches cast evil spells on future generations of processors. Those evil spells had names like "scaling induced voltage leaks" and "increasing levels of waste heat" and "Pauly Shore, who is only loosely connected to computer architecture, but who will continue to produce a new movie every three years until he sublimates into an empty bag of Cheetos and a pair of those running shoes that have individual toes and that make you look like you received a foot transplant from a Hobbit, Sasquatch, or an infertile Hobbit/Sasquatch hybrid." Once again, I digress. The point is that the branches, those vanquished foes from long ago, would have the last laugh.<<
This guy is going for the HST approach. Funny but opaque as well.
but seriously, that article had nothing to do with research. it seemed to be a rant at third-rate smart phones from 3 years ago.
- The web-browsing experience is pretty bad (though web developers are as much to blame for this as the browser devs.) Mobile-optimised sites have text that's too large and advertising dialogs that forcibly redirect me to places I don't want to go. Buggy banner ads trying to stick to the bottom of the page bounce around the page as I scroll, take up too much of the viewport, and never dismiss when I hit the "X".
- The touchscreen does play up from time to time, sometimes when I'm using it and sometimes when I'm not. Two days ago my tablet opened Facebook and tried to send "monkey with typewriter" messages to old friends...
It doesn't make calls either, but I can forgive it for that... My heirarchy of needs begins with more "real computer" things, not "real phone" things. To type a short comment like this I'll first plug in a keyboard (which will cause all programs to crap themselves....) Anything more involved, though, and I'll consider spinning up an EC2 instance and doing it over SSH.
"HCI people discover bugs by receiving a concerned email from their therapist. Systems people discover bugs by waking up and discovering that their first-born children are missing and “ETIMEDOUT ” has been written in blood on the wall."
and also
"I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I’VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS."