There's plenty of Western countries that are less screwed up than the US.
That first step is a challenge but if you're the type who reads Hacker News you're better off than most. My green card application for Ireland was approved yesterday. (Yes yes Ireland has numerous flaws - I still vastly prefer life here).
http://www.pond-crosser.com/northern-europe/netherlands/dutc...
HUGE DISCLAIMER
Pond-crosser is a site I recently started. Even so I can't imagine it being more applicable.
USA looks increasingly like a place that must exist and I'll need to visit from time to time, but I'd prefer for all the conferences and everything else to be somewhere else if possible...