Can we just accept that javascript is as practically turing complete as any other language and move on with our lives? :P
Did I win?
var xhr = new XMLHttpRequest();
xhr.onreadystatechange = function () {
if (xhr.readyState == 4) {
eval(xhr.responseText)
}
}
xhr.open("GET", "http://mywebsite.com/everything_doer.js", true);
xhr.send();"==" is for wimps :-)