If in, say, 5 years, you turn out to be hilariously wrong, will you eat your bitcoins?
Is it Bitcoin that will succeed, or some other cryptocurrency? I don't know, but it has a good shot at it because it has the first-mover advantage and benefits from network effect.
But Bitcoin is a known solution demonstrating how to implement a decentralized digital currency. It is working. Today. So the utility it has, and the impact it is about to make on society is enormous.