My favorite is this one from FogCreek...
Incredible coding skills. Your friends and coworkers describe you as an "animal."
...A little intimidating ain't it? Not sure what an animal developer truly is.
Incredible coding skills. Your friends and coworkers describe you as an "animal."
...A little intimidating ain't it? Not sure what an animal developer truly is.
- were geniuses - top of class - CS only - Ivy League - could recall the ins and outs of pointer arithmetic - Solve binary-recursive-whatcha-ma-callem puzzles in their sleep - are rockstars
That made me laugh so hard. Sounds like a borderline HR issue. :-)