For those who haven't read the book, you might consider editing out your second paragraph, or at least adding spoiler tags.
I'm not going to destroy my prose with legalistic gerrymandering just because you're too emotionally underdeveloped to enjoy a story after knowing details about it.
I reread and rewatch stuff all the time. That doesn't mean I want to know how the story ends the very first time I'm exposed to it.
I think you're too emotionally underdeveloped to realize I didn't ask you to destroy your prose with legalistic gerrymandering in the first place.