Vehicle tests confirmed that one particular dead task would result in loss of throttle control, and that the driver might have to fully remove their foot from the brake during an unintended acceleration event before being able to end the unwanted acceleration.
Every one of those approaches you suggested are, in many modern cars, fully software driven. And the article even shows an example of how a bug in the software can only be resolved through the exact opposite of what a rational person would do in a crisis.
I think the only actual mechanical failsafe left is the handbrake. Please tell me that's still sacred...