Man. we could play cliche bingo with this post. You confuse a distribution with the kernel, say devices don't work (cos it's still 2005), or exclaim that it's just too hard to learn. Apparently, you've never written a program in C in your 20-year programming career, either. Perhaps someone could do a kickstarter to fund a better trolling template.

but I'll assume you're genuine in your opinions. Try kubuntu 12.10, then come back and tell us how much you hate linux again. I dare you.