I think now that you've made your point I may abstract models to the point where the database can be either MariaDB or a bunch of JSON files/SQLite. Its tricky because I build databases for performance and scalability over flexibility.
To give you an idea of what I mean, Wordpress makes me cringe in the way they handle their tags, categories etc. and the sheer amount of SQL queries and joins for a simple front page. I make at most 2 queries for the front page (excluding sidebar, which would be cached), the user session authentication and the articles. I make no queries if I can help it ( Caching in node.js is so fun ). Categories are always in memory, along with user roles, settings etc.
It's really quite glorious having a readily available memory store. I'm getting around ~500 queries per second to my front page in apachebench, which would normally have about 7-10 queries to the database.