Possible solution #4: arrest the wrong guy for joking and get slapped with a 1st Amendment case so fast the TSA can't pull their hands out of the woman's trousers their "securing".
I'm honestly not even sure how that case would play out at this point. I have such little faith in my country currently that I suspect it would be presented as creating unnecessary panic (or something similar) and thus not be protected by the first amendment.
You can't even joke about crimes on Facebook anymore. I wouldn't take my chances at loci of police state activity.