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I wonder if it has any moons.

I wonder if this can be detected by measuring the wobble of the planet (either doppler shift or dimming of the radiation)

Or space stations...

That's no moon.

C'mon, I left Slashdot to escape this sort of "Someone mentioned a moon, so I must make a Death Star joke" default.

Really? Those three words cause you such distress that you abandoned an entire forum?

And to be clear, someone mentioned a moon and a space station.

"escape this sort of"

What do you think our default joke should be?

Something original?

But what will I do with my hot grits?