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Just take the word "nuclear" out, like they did with Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging. No one will ever suspect a thing ;)

Just laughed at that - I just scanned a patient who was concerned about the radiation dose from the MR scanner in front if me.

Functional Fusion Reacters! Strategic Functional Warheads! Functional Containment Disasters[1]!

This is fun.

[1] This is tongue in cheek.

That's why we do Nuclear Programming.