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It has the word "nuclear" in it, so the crazies will hate it no matter what it is.

Just take the word "nuclear" out, like they did with Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging. No one will ever suspect a thing ;)

Just laughed at that - I just scanned a patient who was concerned about the radiation dose from the MR scanner in front if me.

Functional Fusion Reacters! Strategic Functional Warheads! Functional Containment Disasters[1]!

This is fun.

[1] This is tongue in cheek.

That's why we do Nuclear Programming.