The real problem is that I can't host a web page. I have to host it in the cloud. That's because there is no (easy) way for you to connect to my computer.
(But not for everyone - just for everyone who doesn't have powerful enemies. That's why it's essential to abstract across cloud hosting and personal hosting. If people who have powerful enemies and need to host at home have the same experience on the network as most people (who don't have powerful enemies), except that their enemies can't own them in some data center, they experience a kind of "herd immunity." Everyone doesn't need privacy against powerful enemies - everyone just needs to be able to obtain privacy, without deleting their digital lives, if they find out they have powerful enemies.)
I've got some ideas for an execution environment based on HTML5 and eventually-consistent cryptography-based distributed databases, but they're only ideas. It'd be a much bigger bite to bite off than ZeroTier One, and I don't have that kind of time/money right now.
The overall idea is to have a virtual cryptographically-defined system boundary that could be loaded -- invoked -- on any hardware running the appropriate VM.
Er.. just give me your IP and we're good to go, no? Even easier if you register a name for free on dyndns (for instance) and then give me something like mshaxxorette.homelinux.org.