Where is all of this filthy lucre that the government is throwing at humanities professors? I would like to get some. The only federal body that funds pure humanities research is the National Endowment for the Humanities, which has a grand total of $150 million by way of annual budget. I.e. essentially zero.
Or should humanities teachers have regular 9 to 5 teacher jobs?
Perhaps HN commenters should have regular 9 to 5 jobs.