I used to think "git" was the worst name in software, but now I have revised my opinion.
The problem with git is that it is the kind of word that seems to (unjustly) infantilise hackers as far as management is concerned.
But hemlock is definitely worse. If you ever had to sit through a gruesome description of Socrate's death, you'd understand my reaction. My Pavlovian response is "Mmmm Hemlock, excruciatingly painful killer of goodness and smartness".
Please don't make XMPP be the next buzz word :(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemlock_(editor)
(ed 'foo) ahhh, they don't make 'em like they used to.